Sep 03 2008
August brain-fart
Last month’s brain-fart is brought to you by…well, you’ll figure it out.
In Bend. Rach and I left the kids with M & D and headed in to town for drinks, dinner, and a movie (Batman). Got through the first 2 with little time to spare for the movie start. Yes, I know there’s a hour of flippin’ previews but for 9 bucks, I want my goddam previews.
Rach heads inside to pee while I stand in line for the tix. Man, this is taking forever. Plus, I need to pee too.
Get the tix and head inside. Time to hit the head. Now, most Regal Cinemas have the universal bathroom entrance where you head into an alcove and then go right or left. Mind you, they both look identical. Same subway tile. Same colors. Everything.
I head in right by the vending machine on the wall and think, ‘that’s funny, why would they have O.B. tampons in the men’s room?’…and abruptly hit the brakes. Oh shit. I put it into reverse and head left. Oopsie. My bad.